shajandr
5 hours ago
DAVE: This time, prison will be very different. It's a whole different experience when you have a very long (in your case, almost certainly terminal) sentence and are in the higher security setting.
Just a short while ago, I made myself an open-faced chicken breast/honey ham/swiss cheese melt in the broiler. As I looked at it whilst it cooled, I had a realization; that once you go InnaDaHole, you will never again taste Swiss cheese. Nor will you taste an ice kalt beer on one of the many hot, muggy Texas daze, and certainly nott a good pizza (prison commissary ersatz CONstructs are nott real pizza).
It's really no wonder that JEFFREY EPSTEIN could nott face spending the remainder of his life in Federal prison, and took an affirmative step to avoid all that future pain and regret. Unlike you, EPSTEIN was nott dumb; he fully realized what he was facing. He understood. You, OTOH, are deeply in denial. You don't lett yourself grok the full CONsequences of a long term in a Medium, with the only exit for you being feet first.
I read Sanjay's and Sissy's largely boilerplate filing of the 27th. You should know that it is fruitless. The boilerplate reply will find no traction with either Judge Seeger nor, later from DaHole, with the Seventh Circuit (of Hell). Butt I'm shure it is the type of thing you show to Lease-A as you try to buffalo her into bleeving you might beat DaRapp. False hope will nott help her prepare for her career at Denny's. As for you, bleeve whatever you want - I know how this ends. If fooling yourself keeps you from going postal before your coyote ass is tossed in DaCann, hey good for the potential victims that may be spared from your ~OUTTburst of rage.
You really ought to face reality. The sooner you do, the better your chances of making it to Lake Chapala. Where you can even buy Swiss cheese at the local gringo supermarcados. Unlike Federal prison.
And good, fine quality Swiss cheese is a wondrous thing. Especially if it is Gruyère or Emmentaler from Suisseland. Even a basic, nice nutty Jarlsberg will suffice.
Make shure to try some before your sentencing date. Try to remember that taste. It will have to last until the pine box/burn bag. (Here's some useful info: if neither Lease-A nor Jeffy claim DaBody, you don't even gett the pine box anymore. You get a cardboard casket that either ends up in a potters's field or more usually ends as ashes in the cremains dustpile.
Or ... or ... now open those pointy coyote ears ... OR ... you could flee/flit/eject/vamoose/scamper/hitdasilk/ bail~OUTT to Mexico.
Lake Chapala, San Miguel de Allende, LaPaz/Cabo. USA ex-pat retirees are just begging to give you their munny to solve their telecom/internet/computer prollems. You have no idea how hard it is to gett good service in those sectors. As an old, white dude speaking fluent American-style English and knowing just the basics could absolutely clean up. And all of those places have Swiss cheese AND good pizza joints.
And plenny of ice cold cervezas. (and in LaPaz/Cabo, very fresh ceviche every afternoon and evening.)
Remember, DAVE, you could have been born 15 years earlier and been kilt in Vietnam (at least that would have been honorable - unlike your life has been). I can't see that the life that you've led has accomplished anything other than inflict misery on others: stealing retirees' nest eggs, putting your fambly members in legal jeopardy and soon to abandon them to their fates (e.g., Denny's waitress), and causing the US criminal justice system to burn munny for your trial and now to house/feed/clothe/medical/dental/etc. you in prison for many, many years. You've made yourself a real scourge to the world - worse than worthless: affirmatively nasty and destructive.
shajandr
4 days ago
DAVE:
Your ole man, Ray-Ray/Butch, only made it to 62, and that is with an athletic life. Genetics is nott your friend here and your flabby, obese lifestyle that you've already put on your odometer isn't helping. At 60, you won't have a lott of expected years remaining on that ticker. And the Bureau of Prisons ain't gonna give you great medical care and Shirley won't approve a bypass and mebbe nott even stents. No overhaul for Coyote and prolly nott even the current best meds either. Plus if you don't already have Type II diabeetus, you likely will when you're in DaHole - and the prison doc will prescribe only the cheapest generic medications - no Ozempic for you. Let's bottom-line this: you likely don't have many coyote-years remaining in DaTank.
Hence, the urgency of planning the remaining time. As I've written previously, you are at a fork in DaRoad. You either flee/flit/eject/run/yump bail/skiptown/vamoose to an ex-USA domicile and live cash-basis-only underground, or ... or ... now hear me ~OUTT on this ... OR you spend the rest of your remaining coyote life in DaHole, hoping/praying/preying that yer fambly will keep giving you munny in your commissary/phone/email account for the duration. And then claim the body.
This is a time for serious decisionmaking. Before that steel door at R&D in Beaumont slams shut behind you. Best place to cross is prolly in NM. Unless you have a friend (very doubtful!) in LA or Sandy Eggo wiff a boat and fishing permit (incl Mexican license) who can take you, fishing gear, sammiches & beverages, and your hobo bug~OUTT sack down the Baja coast and drop you at a secluded beach near a highway where you can hoof it or hitch to LaPaz.
A man is supposed to provide FOR his fambly, nott to leach off them for his munffly ramen and tuna packets fix for years in DaHole. Lease-A will hafta work double shifts at Denny's - mebbe take a second (or third) yobb - perhaps at one of the rub-n-tugs on El Camino in Santa Clara where she can pick up shifts part-time. Of course, a real man would have nott fucked-up so badly and repeatedly as you have and subjected his fambly (including his own brother) to all the grief and screwitude that you have. Butt then again, as you are a deeply narcissistic psychopath, you can use that as your excuse. Diminished capacity. Depraved indifference.
Butt ... butt ... now pay attention here ... butt in Mexico you can be self-supporting and nott burden your fambly with your upkeep and maintenance/ramen payments. Plus they can come down legally and visit at any rendezvous spot and nott at a prison visiting area. Hell, if you can apply some elbow grease to a Señor IT-Fixxit cash biz in an ex-pat retiree area, you might even be able to pay for their trips and give them a few pesos as an incentive to see you. There is real decent munny to be made and the cost of living and off-balance-sheet sole proprietor cash bizziness expenses are very low, even in the areas near USA ex-pat retiree zones. Plus you could run the pirate streaming service from there for side income and Western Union tuition munny to California (aka Baja Muy El Norte). Munny orders and Western Union will be your new Bank of America and WellsFargo. The real beauty is that a lott of your client base - Merrikun ex-pat retirees - will be aging and having increasing dementia, so you have an opportunity to bill the shit ~OUTTa them or otherwise take their munny in a variety of routes which I am very shure you are familiar with (see, In re: The Earthly Remains of BRUCE L. BEAN aka "Bruce Albini" and "B.B.).
Hell mann, a psychopathic gringo in Mexico with even just basic IT skills and deep criminole experience, as you have, can make some very decent bank in Mexico. You will be pleasantly surprised. Unlike prison, in Mexico you'll have full internet access. You can easily learn new trade skills - like tuning VHF marine radios and antennae on fishing boats or basic maintenance of boats that spend too much of their time tied up at the slip awaiting their itinerant snowbird owners arriving for the few weeks of the year that the boat getts used. Geeze, you could prolly (almost certainly) live aboard one of these boats as the boat-sitter - just hang around the docks and chat up the non-local gringos and claim to have some boat maintenance skills and that you'll boatsit for them in lieu of munny and ensure that the boat is is fine condition and well-stocked for the owners' annual three weeks of use. There goes your rent prollem right there. And you can learn whatever you need to know on Youtube or other sites on DaWebb. Even yacht brokerages might find you refer-able to their yacht owners/sellers/buyers. Plus you could set up the IT/internet access for DaBoats both onshore and offshore - Starlink et al. - this could turn into a decent biz even just on its own once you've established a good track wreckord and rep. Prolly best nott to tell them that you are a four-time CONvicted felon.
Shit mann, it'd be an adventure and certainly beats rotting in prison as the way to spend your remaining "golden years". And the food will be waaay better than prison food - even if Lease-A maxes~OUTT your munffly commissary spend limit ($360) in those munffs when her tip income (from Denny's and the Santa Clara rub-n-tug) allows it.
There is very, very little that is within your CONtrol anymore, Coyote, butt Mexico is the one alternative option to death in prison that you still have.
If you're innerested in the boatsitter life and want more info and mebbe a hookup with boat owners slipped in Cabo etc., gett thee coyote-ass over to Pete's Harbor and chat up the yacht brokers. Drive the old Maserati jalopy and they might even talk with you. They have plenny of CONtacts on the Pacific side Mexico ports and boat basins. They almost certainly know Bay Area yacht owners who home port their boats in Mexico and might like to have a fellow Bay Area gringo boatsit their once/twice-a-year munnypit-on-water hobby craft in their Mexican slips/buoy tie-ups. Spend a cuppla daze at Pete's Harbor chatting and making new CONtacts and you will quickly appreciate how cool this opportunity can be - and your day yobb can still be IT guruism whilst you live on DaBoat and keep it ready for the annual/semi-annual use. No boat owner of a remotely tied-up boat wants to arrive to use the boat only to find~OUTT that it needs repairs before going ~OUTT. You can be the solution to their sleepless nights as they will never have to fear that all-to-common vacation fiasco. Yachts and fishing boats need lotts of maintenance, especially when they sit unused for long periods. Hell, even if you start the engines once a munff and recharge the batteries, that does a lott to help keep things shipshape. Polishing brass fittings and cleats is a cheap rent to pay.
I'm tryin' to hepp you here, coyote-san. If'n you don't change things upp in a bigg way, and soon, your future life looks to be bleak and short. And you're fucking over your fambly who will need to $upport you and $pend munny to visit for a cuppla hours in a prison surveillance room packed with screaming kids and their mamasans visiting incarcerated daddy.
Mann up, sport. Dudes through~OUTT history have had to do a lott more uncomfortable things for their famblies than simply re-establishing a normal life in Mexico and export munny to fambly, nott leach off of them.
DAVE: it's really nott gonna go well for you in Chicago. You now have 6 more weeks of freedom (subject to bail CONditions) so use it well - Pete's Harbor, DAVE - yacht brokers have good CONtacts
shajandr
5 days ago
We should have empathy for Sissie. Dealing with angry, frustrated psychopaths is tuff. CJA lawruhs and public defenders have to deal with psychos like El Cayote DAVE frequently and be on the receiving end of their psycho-wrath rantings. It must be like the German professional generals (there were a few of them) who had to deal with Hitler when shit went south on der Ostfront in Stalingrad and thereafter. It appears that Sanjay wisely washed his hands of El Cayote and directed DAVE's rage, rants, and insane, unheppful "advice and instructions" towards his junior-apprentice lawruh, Sissy.
Sisi has to try to tranquilize El Cayote by giving him an IV drip of hopium, assuring him it will all be better when her masterpiece sentencing memorandum is submitted. A defendant's sentencing memo assplaining how CoyoteDAVE was an Eagle Scout, was awarded the Silver Star several times for his feats in the Great War, feeds and shelters stray pets (e.g., Lease-A), was an altered-boy, helps old ladies cross the street (and pickpockets their purses while in the crosswalk), and opens doors for Adam Carolla - all blatant lies like most everything DAVE-related.
However, once the USA's counter sentencing memorandum hits, Sisi knows her Cayote will wigg~OUTT again, as he sees that the Probation and Pretrial Services PSIR/PSR was a best-case analysis of his sentencing range - best case for El Cayote - and ... and ... now wait for it here ... AND will raise some factors and facts untouched in the PSR which are badd juju for DAVE. Sisi ought to set her phones to "I am ~OUTT of the office" rolling into a "this voicemail box is full and is nott accepting new messages" the moment she sees the USA's sentencing memo hit the net. She can have Sanjay relay the memo to DAVE and quell his eruption by saying that he (Sanjay) will come back and argue at the sentencing hearing on Cayote's behalf and explain how Our Little Coyote has cured cancer several times, has maintained world peace for decades, and invented a cosmetic computer case which is the subject of a design patent which covers ornamental features only and has no technical utility whatsoever. Sanjay can also tell DAVE that his oral presentation at the sentencing hearing will assplain that DAVE cared for the elderly The Earthly Remains of BRUCE L. BEAN (aka "Bruce Albini" aka "B.B.") by looting him blind and using his ID in furtherance of felonies. Ultimately though, Sanjay will need to gett some powerful tranquilizers for OurLittleCoyote to attenuate DAVEy's ~OUTTbursts of rage-at-the-machine insane ramblings at the sentencing hearing. For that purpose, there are numerous animal tranquilizers, like xylazine, and this old-butt-still-effective human buzzjuice that can sedate and tranquilize El Cayote Foley:
DAVE has a tuff time once his sentence is rendered
Inmate 13141-111 on landscaping detail in the hot, humid summer sun of Beaumont, TX amid the clouds of skeeters, snakes, and REDD ants (summer 2026 et seq.)
Sanjay explains to Judge Seeger how OurLittleCayote won the Nobel Peace Prize three times while inventing the transistor, the wheel, and fire
The US Marshal prepares DAVE for his sentencing hearing after receiving helpful advice from Sanjay and Sissy
El Cayote gently prompts The Earthly Remains of BRUCE L. BEAN (aka Bruce Albini and "B.B.") with the kind words "you had better show upp for my sentencing hearing you old fuck and be a kickass character witness - and bring my munny too"
Available soon from Northern District Illinois Publishing, LLC
They're already beginning work on El Cayote's first appeal down at Beaumont
Executive Summary of Coyote's best basis for appeal
The Ghost of Al Stone(d) CONsoles LilDAVEY by advising him nott to worry and that time in DaHole will just fly by once DAVEY's dead
Or ... or ... now hear me ~OUTT on this, Coyote ... OR there is still time to vamoose/flee/yump bail/skiptown to Mexico and live free as an itinerant, feral Mister Fixxit IT CONsultant-for-cash-only serving the USA ex-pat retiree community
Fishing on Lake Chapala is purty good - mebbe one of DaFelon's IT clients can take him ~OUTT for a fishing tripp
Sunny Mexico where all your CONcerns just disappear
In Mexico it is quite common to run cash-basis-only businesses and nobody will batt an I
Plenny of indicted ex-CEOs of pennyscams have 'retired' to Mexico and they manage to live just fine there
Cayote and BENNIE ride off into DaSunsett - Whoops-oops, no wait, that is in a different universe
Time's getting close for Cayote and BENNIE
shajandr
1 week ago
DAVE (El Cayote):
The motions filed yesterday scribbled by Sanjay's trainee-apprentice indicate that you have reviewed the PSIR (now kalt a PSR) and the Sentencing Memorandum and are rightly wigged~OUTT at seeing your future in black-and-white (and bloody REDD all over). It is tough to face the fact that life, as you have known it and forecast it, is coming to an abrupt and, most likely permanent, end.
So (or Zo), your coyote pea-sized brain, Shirley, should know now that I (shajandr) have been givin' you DaStraightScoop all along. You are in a badd spott; a very, very muy mal badd spott, cabron. Your life in the USA is effectively OVER.
As I have been telling you since at least 2014, wherein I advised you to change your request for Judge Davila to wreck o'mend you to Lompoc (which is a badd place for campers - or anyone really - to do time) and substitute the cushy, comfy, laidback private contractor owned-and-operated Taft (now closed and defunct), I give you DaStraightScoop so you can make better informed decisions.
I am trying to hepp you ~OUTT, buttcha gotsa work wiff me here, ya hear? Open that pebble coyote brain and analyze your options here, which are simple: (1) go to a nasty, violent, smelly prison with horrible food for the remainder of your life, or, (2) yump bail and vamoose-scram to any jurisdiction that you can still gett to wiff~OUTT a passport and wherein you can live a relatively safe cash-basis-only life.
With regard to nott possessing a passable passport, your exit options are very limited, which is why felons always need to have a second or third passport from another country - prior to the war, you could buy a valid Ukrainian passport for under haf-a-mill USD. Lotsa career pennyscammerati have them. When arrested and, as a bail CONdition, they have to hand over their passport, they give upp the USA one and use the Ukrainian one to flee on bail - usually hoofing/boating it to Mexico or Canada and flying ~OUTT therefrom to their final destinations.
You don't have that luxury because as an irrational psychopath and raging narcissist you never bleeved you'd be caught and CONvicted. Ergo, you now have very few choices of country. The most obvious one is Mexico - easy to smuggle yourself into and no documents needed. The second safest one is Cuba - harder to gett to, butt the Mexico City embassy can issue you travel papers so you can fly there if you immigrate OR you can catch a boat for a few grand USD and take a bootleg cargo cruise to Cuba from Mexico or Belize (coyotes cannot swim that distance). The last one I see, and this is a guess, wood be Venezuela - again having to go thru the Mexico City embassy to gett travel papers on the pretext of immigration as an oppressed prole of the Merrikun capitalist sistema suffering as a political prisoner and able to bring streaming content to the masses of impoverished Venezuelans and juicy kickbacks to gubmint officials (including embassy staff) as a CONsequence. That last one seems unlikely, butt I mention it in order to be comprehensive. Mexico and, to a lesser extent, Cuba are at this time in DaGame you only realistic non-DaHole routes. I have no idea how you'd make a living in Cuba, mebbe some IT work or sett upp CubaFlix for the Central and South American audiences. And Cuba is a much shittier and impoverished place to live compared to Mexico. Butt I have to think that living in Cuba is still far better than living the rest of your life in Federal prison. Cuba still has beaches, steaks, cervesa, fishing, and even EDM DJ gigs in the tourist areas of Havana - the EUros love that EDM and synth tunes. Havana is nott Ibiza fershure, butt OTOH it ain't Beaumont-Medium either/neither. Just don't try to order a Cuba Libre at the beach bars.
Again, looking ~OUTT fer yer best innerests, El Cayote, I recommend Mexico as your best option here.
I am unaware of whether or nott your current bail CONditions require an ankle monitor, butt DaBorder is less than a 12 hour drive even for Arizona crossing points for coyote traffic. Cut that ankle bracelet off and coyote-hop down and cross in AZ or NM. Do it soon before it getts too hot. By the time the US Marshal can react to your ankle monitor alarm from the trash bin in Los Gatos, you can be in sunny Mexico on an autobus or hitching your way souff. It's a new life, cabron. You will have been reborn. Nothing to fear except freedom and some Montezuma's Revenge until you adapt to the local microbes. Buy a phone at a bodega and only use public payphones and internet cafes to Phone Home.
A dyed-in-the-rayon USA dood will find that life in Mexico can be very nice. Once you adapt to the microbes.
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shajandr
1 week ago
DAVE:
1. I see that Sanjay's apprentice has cribbed notes from TERREN PEIZER and used the same gambit to (likely) getcha a 6-10 week delay for objecting to the sentencing report. As I've stated previously, every hour of freedom is precious to you and lengthens the window of time for you to wise up and head south of DaBorder. Also, time to last-minute meals of soon-to-be-memories-only non-prison food.
2. The fact of acquittal on wire fraud charges is wholly irrelevant to the $$$ losses/gains in the two felonies you are CONvicted of (and, of course, your two prior felony CONvictions). Whether or nott a transfer of funds is a crime is nott at all probative as to whether or nott the funds are proceeds of other criminal acts. The AUSA, Getter or his trainees, will explain this in greater detail in their reply brief. It is a totally useless argument, except that making it buys you another 6-10 weeks - which is, obviously, very useful to you in fleeing the States and getting a few more In-N-OUTTs under your straining belt before Hasta La Vista time (whether Mexico or Beaumont).
Before leaving this point, lemme illustrate for your coyote mind why Sisi's nonsensical argument is laffable. CONsider this example:
Coyote X steals 1,000 scratcher lottery tickets from a bodega with a face value of $2,000. He then mails the tickets to Co-CONspirator Y. Coyote X is CONvicted of stealing the tickets butt acquitted of the charges for the crime of mail fraud, and is rung up for an illegal gain (loss to the bodega) of $2,000. Coyote X's junior assistant apprentice lawruh claims that since Coyote X was acquitted of the mail fraud count, his sentence ought nott be based on a $2,000 valuation of the lotto tickets sent via mail.
Being acquitted of mailing the crime proceeds is nott in any way reducing the crime proceeds themself accruing from the base crime of theft.
Even your pathologically psychopathic coyote brain must be able to see how this is a ridiculous/rudonkulis argument that will go nowhere except buying you 6-10 weeks of freedom at the cost of potentially pissing off Judge Seeger with Yett Another Futile Delay tactic and also forcing him to issue a ruling on this nonsense where I hope he explicitly quotes my Coyote X/bodega lotto tix example above, to which I hereby license my copyright to Judge Seeger and the United States District Court for the Northern District of Illinois, as well as to the US Attorney's office for that district including butt nott limited to Matt Getter and all counsel to that office. The consideration received for that license grant is the ennertainment value those parties have provided to me; in the alternative, I hereby gift a license to those parties which is hereby granted. I invite those licensed parties to freely use my example in any filings/rulings they make in your case.
2. A side note (and this is my opinion only): adding yett more delay and also putting Judge Seeger thru yett another futile exercise in view of his knowledge of all your prior fruitless dilatory actions (and your absurd appeals of the sentences for your prior two CONvictions to which you had pled/pleaed guilty under a plea agreement in which you had explicitly surrendered your right to appeal) is likely to abrade Judge Seeger's opinion of you even further. So that is a price you may have to pay for the 6-10 week delay. Although he has nott noticed you of any intent for an upward departure, he still has the optionality of choosing to move you to the maximalist end of the guidelines range, and worse may incite him to make an upward variance above the top end of the guidelines range (I have seen this done in a number of other securities fraud cases involving pennyscam CONspiracy leaders - e.g., Jim Bolt - instead of a guidelines top end of about 48 months, that DaJudge rang Jimbo up for 10 YEARS; Rufus Harris - instead of the 4.5 years and 16 years his co-defendants were sentenced to, DaJudge rang Rufus's bell for 23 years for the exact same criminole CONvictions). So, there may be a price for you to pay for this delay if it is the straw that the camel's back find irritating enuff for an upward variance. Unlike departures, sentencing variances are NOTT reviewable on appeal and DaJudge need knott issue any explanation or reasoning for the upward variance. However, as in any case, whether an upward variance adds to your sentence and/or Judge Seeger simply chooses the high end of the guidelines range, it ultimately makes no difference in your case as you are extremely unlikely to survive incarceration either way.
3. One benefit of this delay is that it may (if you are nott remanded into custody at the hearing) offer you one more Thanksgiving dinner and birthday party (20 October) as your last meals as a free man. Savor that turkey and dressing, mann, because it will be your last good Thanksgiving meal of your life (unless you're celebrating in Lake Chapala/San Miguel de Allende/LaPaz&Cabo/Matamoros).
4. Depending upon which of the proffered alternate dates for your sentencing hearing, I may/might be able, finally to attend in-person. I don't yett know my calendar for those dates and whether I will be in the Chicagoland area during those times (as I was for your trial date in April of last year which you delayingly <g> postponed to a date that I could nott make in Rocktober). I have stuph coming up in the late May and June-ische timeframe which may require my self-deployment to the Caliphornya localizer map grid. Butt, like all your court dates, my schedule for those time periods is UppinDaAire currently. A main reason I wood like to attend your sentencing is the potential to witness, albeit it is still relatively less likely to happen, you being cuffed-uppp in the courtroom if Judge Seeger remands you into custody. That, my coyote pet, wood be a real treat to see. I am a horrible courtroom artiste, butt even my stick figgers wood be a Picasso for the innumerable victims whom you have swindled, many swindled ~OUTT of their retirement munny.
5. TERREN PEIZER used a similar ploy to delay his sentencing. He has very good and very expensive lawruhs, unlike you. He wants his forfeiture hearing to occur prior to his sentencing so he can quibble about the $$$ loss/gain calculation for purposes of his sentencing guidelines range. This should buy him significantly longer delay(s) than your pobre-Coyote motion emanating from your CJA junior lawyuh apprentice-trainee. However, if junior-lawruh Sissi was gonna try that ploy, it needed to be in the motion she filed yesterday, and it isn't, so she has waived that option forya. Butt then again, TERREN has beaucoup bucks and pays such for top tier blanco collar criminole defense legal counsel, whereas you are a pathetic CJA charity case welfare queen stuck with whatever junior trainee the Court assigns to your case. With junior-lawruh Sissi doin' the "research" on your latest delay ploy, unlike TERREN, your trial balloon has zero lift - it is solid lead.
6. One last observation: IMO, Judge Seeger is nott unaware of the damage your delayed trial and now delayed sentencing have had on BENNIE, who has pled/pleaded~OUTT years ago and must STILL await his sentencing until yours is completed. YEARS of unnecessary stress for BENNIE and the inability to serve~OUTT his sentence and return to freedom to crib together whatever minimal retirement/non-retirement plan he can cobble together from the shards, remnants, and threadbare fibers of his remaining zo-kalt life. Also, IMO, Judge Seeger isn't (or ought nott bee) unaware of the cost (financial, human, and opportunity) borne by the United States and the Federal courts as a result of your dilatory defense strategery. These issues ought to be reinvigourated in his mind by your most recent delay tactic. Butt again, it is very unlikely that you will survive even a lenient-side view of your sentencing range, so adding a few/several additional months is of no import really.
7. Or ... or ... now hear me ~OUTT on this ... OR you can use these extra 6-10 weeks to vamoose to sunny Mexico and semi-retire as a cash basis-only IT handyman/part-time grifter living well on the generous tipps from the Anglo ex-pat retiree community. Heck, some of those elderly ex-pats might even offer you to join them for lunch or dinner so that have someone with whom to chat and who speaks comprehensible Engrish. Free food is munny in DaBank just as much as their cashola payments and tipps, El Cayote. It is really the only viable non-incarceration-for-life option in your feed tray, cabron. Open your mind. Zihuatanejo is waiting for you - I can find you an old boat to work on/live on down there. You can even buy a Thanksgiving turkey at many of the supermercados and WalMarts in the USA ex-pat retiree areas. Your zo-kalt fambly can come down and celebrate a free Thanksgiving dinner of turkey tacos and cranberry sauce tamales witchu. Truss me, ain't nobuddy in the USA criminole just us sistema gonna be wasting time looking for you in Mexico - you simply don't rise to that level of importance. Once you gett down there and as long as you are reasonably prudent, nobody will really care enuff do bother you. Again, I am trying to hepp you ~OUTT here, so open yer coyote peabrain and work wiff me onit. You have only two paths - go to Mexico or go to prison for the remainder of your life. That's it. That is your only choice at this fork in DaRoadOfLife as I seeit.
Wear your best suit to sentencing - you need all the hepp you can gett for Judge Seeger to nott ring you upp for an additional 36 munffs for the delays you've caused - and variances are nott reviewable nor is a reasoned decision required from DaJudge, unlike a departure
The poor man (poor in all senses) has been sweatin' for YEARS because of your megalomaniacal delay tactics - and he will only gett some months in a decent enuff camp prolly in West Virginny - you have compounded his pain bigly
Hopin' ta seeya in May/June - or nott
The Chitown-to-Beaumont non-express bus - the tripp only takes three weeks. Tradin' in the used Maserati for this saweet ride:
JOHN MCAFEE - yett another pennyscam CEO (MGTI) dies in prison - you aren't unique in that fate - Madoff too
Butch (no, nott yer dead daddy Ray-Ray) and Sundance knew when to flee to Bolivia
Aaaaaron Highballwatertower thinks of you frequently
Gonna bee a tuff Christmas this year for DaCoyote - Santa avoids Beaumont due to the violencia y gunfire
Tuff too for the scammed NTEK & NTGL retiree investors
shajandr
1 week ago
Prison Changes Things (when you are in DaHole for the duration)
You will never drive again.
No more fast food (burgers, pizza, Chinese, Mexican, etc.).
Things you will never taste again: salmon, lobster, crab, steak (ribeye/porterhouse/sirloin/T-bone/filet), shakes, decent pizza, French onion soup, cheesecake, tiramisu, apple pie, birthday cake, rainbow trout, BBQ ribs, reuben sandwich, pastrami, corned beef, watermelon/cantaloupe/honeydew, real orange juice, cocktails, bleu cheese dressing, any cheese other than American process, block mozzarella, and squeeze bottle cheesefood, Philly cheesesteak, bananas, shrimp in any form, sushi, cucumber, cilantro, mushrooms, asparagus, dill, rosemary, paprika, creme brulee - all these tastes will be nothing butt memories for you.
Things that will only be in your rearview mirror: privacy, heterosexual sex, a comfortable recliner, a comfortable bed, carpeted floors, a swimming pool/hot tub/jacuzzi spa, swimming itself, a quiet place to sleep, a sandy beach, a wood fire in a pit or fireplace, supermarkets, Thanksgiving dinner at home with fambly, Christmas at home with fambly, ordering off a menu, pets (other than skeeters, roaches, spiders, lice, and the occasional mouse or rat at Beaumont-Medium), coconut anything, freshly made pastries/donuts, the basic joy of NOT having chronic athlete's foot/jock itch even when using shower shoes, eating at a table that has moveable chairs (and chairs with backs), real maple syrup, those black T-shirts you love, blueberries/strawberries/raspberries/blackberries, shopping on Amazon, car shows, being on an airplane other than Con Air, a cool autumn morning sitting on a chair in your yard with a cup of coffee or tea, watching the sun set in the Pacific, having a roommate that does NOT smell like an old, damp gym locker (OK, maybe this doesn't apply in your case - no change), graduations, birthday parties, marriages, funerals, births, baptisms, going to a bar with buddies (if you have any), taking a bath (again, this may nott apply to you), the feel of your bare feet on carpet/rug/grass, decent medical/dental services, the belief that someone somewhere gives a damn about you, a bathrobe, slippers, sofa, multitool, casinos, Egg McMuffin, being outside at night under the stars and moon, LA, DaBay, Vegas, NYC, frequent flyer miles, hotel loyalty points, arcade game cabinets, the smell of the ocean, planning a vacation, swim trunks, board shorts, beach towels, home theater, the joy of NOT having to plan your time/location around counts, BBQ grilling, house parties/whine tastings where you can try to impress your fake friends whom you foolishly believe don't think you're an asshole and know that you are brokeass and going back to prison despite the false front you put on, halfway house time (I think you won't ever see any more of that unless you live a very long time), and energy drinks, among others, for example and nott limitation, et seq., etc., and the like.
Or ... or ... now hear me ~OUTT on this DAVE ... OR you can flee to Mexico and avoid all this disruption and cessation of normal, joyful living. My recos are (1) Lake Chapala, (2) San Miguel de Allende, y (3) LaPaz/Cabo. I'm telling you, DAVE, you can have an ~OUTTstanding life there doing "handyman IT" work for US ex-pat retirees. You can make very decent bank IN CASH doing this and the cost of living is very low compared to Califiornia and the USA generally.
Now, I have held off mentioning this butt in view of my review of the Sentencing Guidelines calculation and the Cat IV criminal history, there is some chance that you could be remanded into custody at the sentencing hearing and nott allowed to remain free on bail. Whilst I still think this is less likely than remaining bailed~OUTT, is situations with CONvicted felons of your age and facing the essentially life sentence that you will be, sometimes as a precaution you will be remanded into custody and your attorney is free to request a separate hearing to appeal the no-bail ruling. Your history of self-surrender is helpful butt nott disposative. As a still relatively new judge, and one who seems to have a friendly disposition, my bett is that Seeger will lett you remain free on bail with some caveats like ankle monitor and random calls to a landline from Probation Services until you self-surrender. BUTT, with your advanced age and the length of your sentence you ought be prepared that you might nott be returning from Chicago for awhile and pre-plan accordingly. You just never know. Pretrial and Probation Services can have a say in this issue with the judge.
Or ... or ... now hear me ~OUTT on this ... or you can skip to Mexico and live a life of freedom in the sun; every morning a tequila sunrise and every night a mezcal Moon. Every week just several horas of super-easy IT handholding and mordita fixer-shit, mostly just managing your retiree clients so they will gladly keep paying you to come back and back to solve their IT/telecom/media prollems, real and imagined, and to upsell them on some new gizmo or service from which you extract compensation of some sort. Hell, some of them may even ask you to stay for lunch or dinner and chat.
Butt no. No. You foolishly lack the gumption to save your own life and freedom. You remain stuck in the morass of a gumption trap, using denial on yourself to imagine a fate other than that which I have described - and which will be your fate in several months. Remember, just as you dealt yourself the shitty hand of cards, the salvation of your future requires a bold decision for action to Go South, Old Man! And it must be taken and executed in good time before the custodian comes along and tosses your Coyote ass into his garbage barrel of Federal prison where old recidivist felons go to die. CONtinued denial of facing the reality of your penal future is paralyzing you from taking the necessary steps to pull the ejection handle and hopp south to a more acceptable retirement. As another poster here wrote, time is ticking and it isn't working in your favor.
If I were in your situation at your age, I would already be long gone from the USA (prolly nott to Mexico because, unlike you and your fellow psychopaths, I have excellent planning skills and plenny of liquid wealth that can wind up in Bahrain banks - and I don't wait until the last second before the steel door at Beaumont-Medium R&D clangs shut behind me. So for you Mexico and some form of cash income-generating enterprise will have to suffice.
No more breakfasts like these in DaHole - just fading memories of them
If you can dream it, you can achieve it!
shajandr
1 week ago
DAVE:
I expect you won't take my advice and set upp shoppe in Lake Chapala or San Miguel de Allende. Butt you should. Whilst Czeching upp on the sentencing of my tight "buddy" TERREN PEIZER, unlike you, he is a rather bright and somewhat sophisticated predatory bottom-rung tech company financier going waay back to Tera Computer and the last residue and remainder of Cray - dumped by Sun to Tera for peanuts - I stumbled upon something that reminded me of you - FRANK REYNOLDS.
TERREN's sentencing date has been postponed yett again, butt he is in for a nasty little sentence - less than yours will be, butt still at least 100-120 months. Unlike you, TERREN will do his stretch at a camp - I'm guessing prolly Terminal Island or Safford (a Low nott a camp) unless he loses the BOP lottery and winds up in Lompoc - unlike the '70s and '80s, nott a place you wanna be even as a camper - unless you are a Mexican or Guatemalan national. TERREN is going to have to cough up many million$ in forfeiture, fines, restitution - butt he will still have deep pockets when he is released. As of about 10 years ago or so, he definitely had a liquid net worth of over $100M, and, as he, unlike you, is a sharp dude, I'm shure he has squirreled away at least many tens of million$ for his retirement. Smart people plan ahead like that, again unlike you. And, unlike you, TERREN is a first-timer; his criminal history category is 1 (as you know, you are a cat 3 - two prior felony convictions (2 x 3 points) and your current convictions committed while in BOP custody and/or probation (+ 1 point), for a total of 7 points which puts you in Criminal History category 3 (or III). TERREN will survive and live a nice retirement. He also has (literally) about the best and most expensive white collar criminal legal counsel available - well $100M+ bank account will buy that for him - and he will have them working hunnerts of billable hours on his appeals. Unlike you, TERREN is in a nott-so-badd spott.
Welp, in diving into TERREN's current sentencing re-postponement, I ran across this fellow who reminded me of a trajectory that will be more similar to yours in terms of its ending: he died in prison. FRANCIS M. "FRANK" REYNOLDS was a first-time offender who gott snagged for manipulative trading of stock in the company at which he was CEO. Like you, butt you din't formally have the CEO title butt were de facto CEO and will be treated as such in Sentencing Guidelines calculation which, IIRC, gives you an additional point (+1), although Sanjay (or Sisi) may try to quibble unsuccessfully. Like you, he tried to quell the free speech of others by abusing the courts and, like you was shot down.
https://www.nhd.uscourts.gov/sites/default/files/Opinions/16/16NH214.pdf
Poor Frank. He gott only a measly seven (7) years in a camp (and a pretty decent one at that!). Even so, the stress of years of civil and criminal litigation, of which he was most often the target, took its toll on his mind and body. He self-surrendered at age 57 and he never lived to see 59.
https://www.justice.gov/usao-ma/pr/biotech-company-ceo-sentenced-securities-fraud-and-obstruction
https://www.criminallegalnews.org/news/2024/sep/1/first-circuit-announces-doctrine-abatement-ab-initio-applies-when-defendant-dies-during-pendency-direct-appeal-published-precedential-ruling/
https://caselaw.findlaw.com/court/us-1st-circuit/116027878.html
DAVE, you've been cycling and recycling in the legal wringer for 15 years running (so far). Whilst your CONscious, psychopathic mind might be able to ignore 15 years of walking the legal/illegal tightrope with~OUTT a net because psychopaths tune~OUTT these CONcerns and are the ultimate unfeeling, reckless risk-takers, your subconscious still causes the fight-or-flight cortisol and adrenaline to pump, adding fat and raising blood pressure. This turns arteries into corroded cast iron pipes full of rust and debris, just waiting for a precipitating event to knock open a plaque or kick off a mural thrombus - then it's lights ~OUTT - like poor dead REYNOLDS.
To be clear, I think you can last a few years in DaHole before your criminole carcass crapps~OUTT on you. Some morning you may wake up and feel what you think is indigestion. You may decide to skip breakfast, and by lunchtime you're gone. Or you may be in the rec yard walking and you feel fine, then light headed and vertiginous - just for long enough to be aware of it - then in 2 or 3 seconds it's lights ~OUTT. Or this may happen in the shower right after either cold or warm/hot water hits your body. A brief 1-3 seconds awareness of lightheadedness and vertigo and lights~OUTT. GONE.
A smart bettor will take the under for you completing your prison term. You're gonna be right near your 60th birthday when you enter the hallowed R&D at Beaumont-Medium. Can you make it to 70? Yeah, possibly - with luck. Can you make it all the way to your calculated release date? Quite unlikely. Magic 8-ball says "Very Doubtful". So, if you will nott take my advice and relocate to sunny Mexico, at least use your remaining pre-incarceration daze to get in as many fun things as possible (within the limitations of your bail CONditions). Eat ~OUTT at good restaurants (nott Denny's, that may freak Lease-A ~OUTT), spend a day at DaBeach, climb Mt. Tamalpais, bike Skyline to Sharp Park Rd and weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee downhill to Hwy 1, and Lease-A can drive and meet you at Nick's at Rockaway Beach for drinner and, if your bail CONditions permit, drinks whilst you watch the sun set over the Pacific (then put your bike on the rack of the old $0 value 18-year-old GL450 and drive you back home). Do some oyster shooters as the sun setts. Go gett a "relaxing massage" at the "health spas" on El Camino in Santa Clara. Attend the Hillsborough Concours d’Elegance (June 22 - prolly before your self-surrender date). Enjoy it because this is your last rodeo, bub; all you will have are these memories to cling to on those long, sleepless nights while your cellie(s) snore loudly. Live for today, man, because tomorrow really, really sucks for you.
What is DAVE's future?
Which haffwhey haus will DAVE be released to at the end of his prison term?
shajandr
2 weeks ago
Yeah DAVE, you fucked up your life. How much better you'd be now if you stayed in Kittery. Why you could probably be insurance salesman of the month and working your way towards assistant manager at Cole Harrison Insurance by now, or even be a senior foreman at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard (what's left of it). Most likely though your DNA would have fated you to the brig - Portsmouth Naval Prison. Prolly gott caught stealing tools and inventory from the shipyard and selling them on Craigslist (South Dakota) for money orders made ~OUTT to "Cash" or "B.B.". Ya know, like the USB fobs and IP you stole from GlobalVR and sold thru a Connecticut frontman who kicked the cash back to you in checks made ~OUTT to your Bank of American "B.B." account. Why I bett old The Earthly Remains of BRUCE L. BEAN (aka Bruce Albini) never saw a penny of that money and din't even know you were using him for laundering crime proceeds.
You ought to have stayed in Kittery, DAVE. You could have swindled boatloads of quarters from sailors playing your bootleg game cabinets running software you didn't have licenses for. You could have had a little arcade CONveniently located for the young, naive sailors to visit for entertainment. Put in some rigged vending machines that eat the change the first time and release the snack only after the suckers put in the money the second time. And with your experience pirating movies, you could have ridden the VCR craze and rented and sold videocassettes that you illegally duped onto cheap blank tape cassettes - the sailors wouldn't know the difference nor care. Same with the DVD craze. Sell them bootlegged game cartridges and PC game software for their aboard-ship entertainment. You could have made bank, DAVE - for DECADES.
Instead of heading for your retirement in Federal prison, you could instead be planning a comfy retirement in the Carolinas or Florida (prolly nott South Dakota) today. Cash businesses like arcades and entertainment media rental/sales are easy on the tax burden, so you could have been well-sett for life by now. It's nott what you make, it's what you keep - and you seem unable to keep munny - it slipps thru your fingers every time.
Man, you missed ~OUTT on a great, comfortable life with a solid, cushy retirement of leisure in the sun. Butt such is the fate of a psychopath. The inability to think critically and avoid/minimize risks and the pathological lying, even to yourself, is what keeps leading you back to prison and keeping you brokeass. Of course, it's too late now as your situation is beyond remediation, butt in some alternate universes there is a DAVID RUSSELL FOLEY who stayed in Kittery, had a couple of small cash businesses - a game arcade, a video rental/sales shop, and maybe a laundromat or a liquor store that sells beer and booze to underage sailors on shore leave or TDY at the shipyard or prison; a DAVID RUSSELL FOLEY who is nott 13141-111 in the Bureau of Prisons social register; a DAVID RUSSELL FOLEY who doesn't have divorce(s) and innumerable civil lawsuits filed against him and enormous tax prollems and a massive civil forfeiture facing him and a half-dozen failed bankruptcy cases and ... nott facing the remainder of his psychopathic life in DaHole.
Butt you, DAVID RUSSELL FOLEY Inmate 13141-111, are far, FAR away from those alternate universes. You, DAVE, are going to retirement brokeass and in prison. Rung upp with four (4) Federal felony CONvictions for fraud and a soon-to-arrive fines and forfeiture that cannot be erased by bankruptcy (even if you knew how to execute a legit BK). That record and that massive overhang of non-dischargeable debt is all that awaits you if you pull a Shawshank Redemption-like escape from DaHole using your tiny rock hammer and the level of a fingernail clipper spot-welded to a metal spoon you lift from mainline.
Or ... or ... now hear me ~OUTT on this ... or you could be proactive and yump bail and sneak into Mexico. There are plenny of USA retirees in enclaves in Mexico like San Miguel de Allende, Lake Chapala, and the like. These ex-pats are generally gringos who aren't fluent in Spanish (or the Mexican dialect thereof) and don't know the ways to deal with the Mexican mordita system of bribes nor who they can trust in the unique Mexican sistema. These wealthy retirees will happy pay cashola for a service provider who can hook them up with stable, high-speed internet, phone, and media services and, when needed, play Mr. Fixit for their tech toys. They will find a guy who speaks solid English and looks like what they would expect back in the States when they needed a service provider. You could totally make a living doing that and nothing else - and many of these USA retirees in the retirement hamlets in Mexico are relatively price insensitive; you could bill the shit ~OUTTa them as long as you do it gradually and with a smile and kind word. Seriously, cabron, it's easier than selling stock - and no messy records to sweat. You could easily do this into your 80's (which I doubt you will see or even gett close to), with plenny of free time and enuff cashola to live pretty well - at least a HELL of a lott better than spending the remainder of your dwindling years in prison. Live off-da-books and as a non-violent fugitive, they aren't gonna hunt you down like a cartel leader. Best of all, nobuddy to garnish your income to pay the civil forfeiture, fines, and restitution. Or to hound you for taxes. You don't have the bank to go to the UAE or SE Asia. Mexico is really your last, best option now. You will need to hook up with some other coyotes who do the northbound route. For a shoebox fulla pesos they know where to cross southbound also. Take some autobuses to San Miguel de Allende or Lake Chapala, buy a phone, and go to a printshop and have several hunnert sales pitch copies made with your new phone as the contact, and post them around the gringo-frequenting areas (WalMart, Soriana, Home Depot, and any spots where you see USA retirees hanging at. You will soon have more business that you want to handle and - this is non-optional - cash basis only. From now on, it is cash only in and cash only ~OUTT for you. Once you amass enough cash and have a place to sleep and wash, then you can save up to buy illegit credentials and think about moving up from a bicicleta to a powered scooter or modest used motorcycle and have it registered to a new friend to whom you will pay extra for this. Once you have access to motorized wheels, your service area can expand to the point that you don't want any further expansion and start to get word-of-mouth referrals keeping you busy.
Hay, it beats the hell ~OUTTa getting pennies/hr in prison. These upper-middle class ex-pat retirees are ~OUTT there just waiting to give you their money to do stuff that is simple for you to do. Often just being the intermediary or fixer between them and the stulted Mexican utilities/telecom/IT moribund mordita-ocracy is all they need; and once you hook up with the right individuals who can make la sistema function, feed them a bit each time and they are your silent partners who make your life and your clients' lives smoooove.
This, DAVE, is really your only option at this point other than spending your rapidly dwindling remaining years rotting in Federal prison. And this time it will nott be at the uber-cushy private CONtractor owned and operated Taft leisure village - now it is bigg boyz prison. You've moved upp thanks to scamming from Bureau of Prisons custody - they take umbrage at that - it reflects very poorly on the BOP. Guarantee you will nott like east Texass. When the commissary sells two different insect repellents, which Beaumont-Medium does, expect the skeeters to drive you (further) insane. It is just a gawdawful place in so many respects.
Mexico offers so much better quality of life. And medical/dental. Plus you only need a few grand as a starter stake. And whether Mexico or the BOP, you're gonna hafta become fluent in Spanish (and the Mexican dialect thereof, cabron).
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