JP Morgan Chase and Co (JPM-D) News

JPM owns the Fed pretty pathetic that profits are down when they get paid 5% interest by taxpayers for doing nothing

JPM bad results profits decreases year over year ..lol

Max pump played huge liquidity crisis in play with JPM as consumers tapped out with high prices spending less!!!!!!!’ Liquidity crisis!!!!! Increased
Unemployment claims don’t have money..danger danger!!!

JPM nice day here. + about 5%

out at 223

Swing trade friendly

~sold the 10/18 $235 calls @.14 :)

Cashing out of billions in packages CLOs a bad sign for dealers like JPM indicate recession coming

~bought more 10/18 $235 calls average now @.06c

~bought the 10/18 $235 calls @.07c

JPM 10 Q due 11 October

Russian court freezes assets of JP Morgan

https://www.rt.com/russia/605139-us-banks-asset-freeze/

"Nearly $1 billion held by two US banks in the country has been blocked and frozen"

Wall Street Rats jumping ship.

JPMorgan Chase, Goldman Sachs, Bank of America and Wells Fargo are considered GSIB's, Global Systemically Important Banks.

Meaning if any one of them fails it could create global financial instability.

Thank you @McSqueezyTheCow for creating this chart that details the risks that these big banks have taken and that too few are talking about.

Zoom in on his chart. Study the numbers . He "compares assets, derivates, credit exposure, interconnectedness, and more."

$JPM warns of recession
$ALLY warns of consumer defaults 📈
$GS is heavily leverage on the wrong side of the Yen carry trade & $NVDA

200.61 good entry

No bank is safe, implosion coming: 'Every single bank is insolvent' — Lynette Zang https://www.kitco.com/news/article/2024-04-08/no-bank-safe-implosion-coming-every-single-bank-insolvent-lynette-zang#google_vignette $JPM

The new 52-week highs just keep on coming, and JPM's fortress balance sheet gets stronger with each passing day, week, month and year.

JP Morgan Insolvent, Bank Run?

JPM new 52=week high

JPM new 52 week high

$JPM JP Morgan Expects Silver ( $27.60 per oz) Prices To Average $36/Oz In 2025 https://jpost.com/business-and-innovation/precious-metals/article-812785 #Silver #coins #bullion

*****Sure SMH Enough Said LoL SMH

What pump? what dump? JPM dropped like nearly every other ticker in the world yesterday, but it is still trading near its all-time high hit recently. SMFH

We seen the pump and now the dump

Cooking the books won't work this time. SOS

JPM new 52 week high

JPM 10Q expected JULY12

And, JPM was so strong on the stress tests that it is raising the dividend by 8.7% and announced another $30 Billion share buyback. All very positive for all of us who own shares. Also note that JPM is converting all of the acquired First Republic branches into luxury branches to learn how to better cater to wealthy clients.

207.09 year high

Added some on the low today, it's fun to trade these too

Russia court allows seizure of $13 mln of JPMorgan and Commerzbank assets

https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/russia-court-allows-seizure-13-mln-jpmorgan-commerzbank-assets-2024-05-07/

It's only just begun. Bank seizures of assets to become common place as more and more corruption begins to be uncovered.

Insider Sale: Chief Risk Officer Ashley Bacon Sells Shares of JPMorgan Chase & Co (JPM)

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/insider-sale-chief-risk-officer-064439135.html

There you go again. Posting out of date and very misleading Bullshit.

#JustMoreDisgracefulBullshit

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Dimon caught again juggling the books for Rothschilds

BOMBSHELL! Jamie Dimon Is Part Of Jeffrey Epstein's Web Of Corruption ...

Sheesh! We prefer current JPM news and comment here, not stuff from many years ago. Nice try quoting a very old, outdated article without including the date from years ago. SMFH.

#JustMoreDisgracefulBullshit

$JPM trouble, juggling the books.

JPMorgan Chase & Co. Agrees To Pay $920 Million in Connection with Schemes to Defraud Precious Metals and U.S. Treasuries Markets

JPMorgan Chase & Co. (JPMorgan), a New York, New York-based global banking and financial services firm, has entered into a resolution with the Department of Justice to resolve criminal charges related to two distinct schemes to defraud: the first involving tens of thousands of episodes of unlawful trading in the markets for precious metals futures contracts, and the second involving thousands of episodes of unlawful trading in the markets for U.S. Treasury futures contracts and in the secondary (cash) market for U.S. Treasury notes and bonds.

JPMorgan entered into a deferred prosecution agreement (DPA) in connection with a criminal information filed today in the District of Connecticut charging the company with two counts of wire fraud. Under the terms of the DPA, JPMorgan will pay over $920 million in a criminal monetary penalty, criminal disgorgement, and victim compensation, with the criminal monetary penalty credited against payments made to the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) under a separate agreement with the CFTC being announced today and with part of the criminal disgorgement credited against payments made to the Securities Exchange Commission (SEC) under a separate agreement with the SEC being announced today.

“For over eight years, traders on JP Morgan’s precious metals and U.S. Treasuries desks engaged in separate schemes to defraud other market participants that involved thousands of instances of unlawful trading meant to enhance profits and avoid losses,” said Acting Assistant Attorney General Brian C. Rabbitt of the Justice Department’s Criminal Division. “Today’s resolution — which includes a significant criminal monetary penalty, compensation for victims, and requires JP Morgan to disgorge its unlawful gains — reflects the nature and seriousness of the bank’s offenses and represents a milestone in the department’s ongoing efforts to ensure the integrity of public markets critical to our financial system.”

“JPMorgan engaged in two separate years-long market manipulation schemes,” said U.S. Attorney John H. Durham of the District of Connecticut. “Not only will the company pay a substantial financial penalty and return money to victims, but this agreement requires JPMorgan to self-report violations of the federal anti-fraud laws and cooperate in any future criminal investigations. I thank the FBI for its dedication in investigating these deceptive trading practices and other sophisticated financial crimes.”

“For nearly a decade, a significant number of JP Morgan traders and sales personnel openly disregarded U.S. laws that serve to protect against illegal activity in the marketplace,” said Assistant Director in Charge William F. Sweeney Jr. of the FBI’s New York Field Office. “Today's deferred prosecution agreement, in which JP Morgan Chase and Co. agreed to pay nearly one billion dollars in penalties and victim compensation, is a stark reminder to others that allegations of this nature will be aggressively investigated and pursued.”

LMFAO! JPM reported very strong earnings yesterday: $41.9 Billion in revenue for Q1, up 9% over the year ago quarter, and topping analysts' estimates of $41.67 Billion. Net income of $13.4 Billion, a 6% increase over the comparable year ago quarter, and earnings per share of $4.44 vs. analysts' projection of $4.17 per share.

All stocks were down hard yesterday due to concern over Geopolitical events, specifically Iran's statement that it would launch attacks on Israel today or tomorrow. JPM up strongly over the past 6 months and year, and YTD.

JPM $182.25 -13.18 (-6.74%) SWIRLING TURD IN THE TOILET!!!!!!!!

~bought the 4/19 $220 calls @.09c

Talk about delusional nonsense. SMFH
Dimon will be arrested, if not already. Cloned out or body double is what we see.
#justmoredisgracefulBullshit

Dimon will be arrested, if not already. Cloned out or body double is what we see.

All over the news? where? JPM has a fortress balance sheet and will once again report very strong earrings and financial conditions this coming week.

Stop Lying It all over the news. The switch out is happening now. Amen

ROTFLMAO!...........Just more nonsensical fiction. SMH

LMAO He's being liquidated and the bank is insolvent. It's a money laundering scam and he and several others got caught.



The long shadow of Jeffrey Epstein forces a reckoning between JPMorgan ...

Jamie Dimon FORCED To Testify In Epstein Case |



BOMBSHELL! Jamie Dimon Is Part Of Jeffrey Epstein's Web Of Corruption!

$198.02 +$2.37 (+1.21%) Not so much. SMFH
Major Dump, end of day, More coming tomorrow.

LOL! Yes, as Jamie Dimon announced way back in October 2023, he would be selling around 1 Million shares of his JPM stock for purposes of diversifying his holdings in the best interests of his family. He has now sold approximately 1 Million shares when his sale in February and the most recent smaller sale are combined, consistent with the earlier filing. He has not been selling shares right and left, and still owns literally millions of JPM shares, have sold just 1 Million shares which represented a small portion of his total holdings. Stop misleading everyone.

Jamie Dimon sells another $32 million in JPMorgan Chase stock

Rothschild scam banks like JPM are going down. Soon! Buyer Beware!.

Swift is no more and Central Banks will be dissolved soon.

Jamie Dimon has been selling shares, non stop.

Jamie Dimon has sold another batch of stock about a month after he raised $150 million through an earlier insider transaction.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/jamie-dimon-sells-32-million-in-jpmorgan-chase-stock-as-shares-vest/ar-BB1kHtI6

Sheeeeesh! Get your facts straight. No major dump in JPM yesterday and JPM shares up nicely today at $196.33 not much below its all-time high. All stocks dropped yesterday following the comments of Neil Kashkari, President of the Minneapolis Federal Reserve Bank. As for lying, your posts speak for themselves. My posts yesterday were facts taken directly from the link you posted below your baseless claim that Jamie Dimon sold 150 million shares of JPM, which was without any factual basis. SMFH

Major Dump, end of day, More coming tomorrow. Liquidation of assets going to be huge.